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Old Dec 12, 2005, 01:01 PM // 13:01   #41
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Lasareth: alright you crazy robot mofos
Me: what?
Lasareth: the human here needs his sleep for the night :P
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 01:16 PM // 13:16   #42
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GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #43
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 09:44 PM // 21:44   #44
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #45
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #46
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Not really good for anything,
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down a flight of stairs
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 10:34 PM // 22:34   #47
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My best friend on the fourth of july, after an m-80 exploded in a pop-can about 3 feet from him. He got shrapnel of a pepsi-can in his arm! Some people's stupidity amazes me.

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Old Dec 12, 2005, 10:45 PM // 22:45   #48
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #49
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 11:42 PM // 23:42   #50
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"life is like a box of chocalate its good until get to taht pepermint shit ~my brother
"what is hate but a blanket to cover up love?"~ one of my brothers friends

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Old Dec 13, 2005, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #51
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This is turning out to be just like the one I posted

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ghlight=Quotes

Whats so different about this one?

Everyone is posting on it and I even see some of the same quotes here from there .

How the heck do you expect the members to use the search button if you don't yourself .
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #52
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Considering that this isn't the most strict of forums, I'm inclined to say that if you don't like a topic with a [slight] bit of difference between it and another (much less, in the off-topic forum), then just... don't post here?

I don't know. It seems to be a relatively reasonable solution to me. I only close topics here if they're exact or near exact duplicates of existing ones, without a shadow of a doubt.

But well, to avoid a conflict of interest, I'll restrain myself from getting any more involved in this little spat

And my quote... a bit funny for the more dirty-minded out there:

"Accelerate to ramming speed!" - Worf. (I always spell his name wrong :/)

cheers

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Old Dec 13, 2005, 12:48 AM // 00:48   #53
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 01:08 AM // 01:08   #54
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Well, so far, some people haven't read the OP, but, that happens everywhere. As for those that have, they have provided some hilarious posts. All I'm asking for in here is quotes that you actually heard/read from someone you know, with a bit of a backstory as to why they are funny.

Such as, while discussing farming, "How would you 2-man Yakslapper?" -me
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 01:24 AM // 01:24   #55
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light a man a fire he will be warm for a few hours.
light a man on fire he will be warm the rest of his life.

never heard it befor i said it in 3rd grade after being told the fish one
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #56
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unienaule
Well, so far, some people haven't read the OP, but, that happens everywhere. As for those that have, they have provided some hilarious posts. All I'm asking for in here is quotes that you actually heard/read from someone you know, with a bit of a backstory as to why they are funny.

Such as, while discussing farming, "How would you 2-man Yakslapper?" -me
Aaaa there we go now its different ok I'm going now.......
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 03:59 AM // 03:59   #58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimus DarkRaven
"VACU-MAID HAS GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!"

--The Shim
"ohhhh spaceballs." - everyone. lol, but that is a funny quote.
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #59
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CAN I JOIN YOUR GROUP?
CAN I JOIN YOUR GROUP?

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Old Dec 13, 2005, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #60
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